The Prodigal Swan: Our Fire-Spitting Tyrant

Born in 2016 from Beezus Christ Supercar’s ashes, this “beautiful, terrifying mechaswan” (prweb.com) hit Burning Man like a propane-fueled fever dream—14 feet of steel, fire crown blazing, built by Oakland’s Dust to Dust Collective (youtube.com). Crowdfunded by mad bastards (indiegogo.com), she torched the playa, flew to Blazing Swan 2017 (blazingswan.com.au), and got sold off—landing “permanently installed” in Vegas (forbes.com), her degenerate nest (vice.com). But we dragged her ass back—spotted gliding in 2019 (sfgate.com)—and she’s ours again for 2025, spitting fire and spite. Stalk her past on Facebook—420 suckers still worship her.